Rogue is a giant wolfmorph. By "giant", we mean that the
last time anyone was brave enough to measure him, he stood just a few
inches shy of 90 feet tall (ears not included). He is quite strong, as
anyone that size is bound to be, but not necessarily all that bright.
What Rogue does:
He eats people. That is, he eats people when he's finished
smashing their towns, which is one of his main hobbies. But he's a wolf,
and wolves are carnivores. We must therefore be understanding of
nature's sometimes cruel ways. After all, that's what insurance is
for.
Rogue also writes.
Well, he doesn't actually write the stories himself -- he can't read or
write, having never gone to school, and being after all a wolf of very
little brain. He has been known to dictate stories that little people
like you have written down (often in exchange for their lives, but not
always).
A collection of his stories can be found on Rogue's
Story Page.
Be forewarned, though, that these are stories told by a marauding giant
predator with a vicious streak a mile wide; thus, their content might not
necessarily have family appeal. They are also of a decidedly adult
nature.
Rogue also does ART. Sort of. Well, he draws, or tries to, and
frankly, nobody has had the heart to criticize him. Nobody who has lived
long, that is. In fact, he has his own
FURAFFINITY PAGE,where he showcases his own astonishing artwork. In addition to the
works there, he has drawn a number of his friends, mostly on the sides of buildings:
Even megawolves like to go down to the local drive-in and see a
movie
once in a while. Check out some of Rogue's favorite movie scenes.
At last they are making video games that
megawolves can enjoy!
First there was Rampage. You should have seen Rogue trying to move that
tiny joystick with the tip of his finger and squinting at the little video
screen. Now there's GIANTS: CITIZEN KABUTO. Kabuto is a giant marauding monster
who seems to like to smash the little people who share his island. For
a quick 10-second preview of what Kabuto is and what he does for a hobby,
Click here! (Kabuto preview, 2.1 Mb
mpeg).
Did we mention that he eats people?
Does Rogue always eat people?
No. If he's not hungry, he just steps on them.
Once in a while, though, even a marauding giant wolf shows a gentler
side. Rogue once told a heartwarming story about a lion named Nekobe,
proving that even he can be sentimental when he wants to be.
WARNING:Many of the images
below (particularly those noted with the blue balls) are graphically
violent, graphically sexual, homoerotic, or all of
the above. This is Rogue, after all. He does what he pleases. Nobody
can stop him. If you've got a problem with that, take it up with Rogue
himself. We'll be waiting in that underground bunker over
there...
Rogue lives on FurryMuck -- specifically, he lives on FurryMuck's populace.
Someone has to see to the overcrowding problem, after all -- although lately he has been seen more often on
F-Chat.
Here is what he looks like there:
Is it a man, or a wolf? Or is it something in between?
Whatever it is, this
creature is GIGANTIC, standing nearly 90 feet tall! He is built like a
man,
but covered with a thick coat of fur which is creamy white on his chest
and
belly, and fades to red on his sides and finally to grey on his back. His
head is like that of a wolf, his body slender but muscular, and his feet
something between feet and paws. His eyes, bright yellow pools of fire,
shine
down on you predatorily, and the slight curl of his lip gives him a
permanent
sneer which makes him look.....hungry.
Carrying:
tractor tire chew toy
BADGE: a black pawprint with a red human silhouette in the middle of the
center pad
enormous BUTTON: You are what I eat.
If Rogue really exists, how come nobody has ever gotten him on video?
You can look for his cave, but that would be insane because he'd
probably eat you. It's much safer to look for him on Twitter or to send email to rogue-dot-megawolf(at)gmail.com (and of course, make
the -dot- into a dot and the
(at) into @). Someone will
read it to him, and he may even send an answer back. He gets a lot of
mail and sometimes it takes him a while to respond, so be patient.
