Special Weapons
And Tactics

©2005 Rogue


Déjà vu, Bradley thought with a smirk as he glanced at the tarpaper roof upon which he squatted. Long and thin like an airport runway. All it needed was a rusted old blower housing and it would have been exactly like that fateful building, except this time he was looking down instead of up, and there were no gunshots. Not yet, at least. And this time the ground wasn't shaking like a high school boy with his first hooker.

Not yet, at least.

His helmet radio pinged and a voice said, "Rogue Two, status?"

"In position," he replied. "Ready to roll."

"Stand by. Do not, repeat, do not commence until ordered."

I know, Fuckwit, he thought, but he simply said, "Ten-four." From his left he saw Rogue Three glance up from his sniper scope and flash him a grin and a jerking-off gesture. He acknowledged it with a nod. When you make a guy a lieutenant, all of a sudden he thinks he has to tell you when to wipe your ass. "Do not commence until ordered," he had said. What was up with that? It was like those signs that say, "Obey speed limit." Duh.

The negotiators were still at it. Sixteen hostages were inside the store across the street and despite the threats no one's brains had been blown out -- yet -- so the cool-talkers must have been doing a good job. Bradley knew well enough that he would not be ordered to open up until the situation had become critical, and he was experienced enough to know that he had a long wait ahead of him before that happened. It gave him time to relax, and he found himself gazing back at the battered rooftop behind him. It really was uncanny how much it resembled that other one. Of course, just about all of the old-time houses in this part of the city looked like that. One room wide and nine or ten deep, they used to be bunched up shoulder to shoulder like businesspeople on a subway, but over time a lot had burned down or fallen over and many, like this one, were left standing all alone.

His radio was quiet. The negotiators were droning below. Across the way he saw Rogue Three turn his head and yawn, and then he turned his attention back to the roof around him. Yep. Just like that time almost four years ago now, back when the bullets were flying and the ground was rocking and people were bleating like sheep being slaughtered and he had come as close to dying as any living man had a right.

His mind wandered.

"Oh God, it's got us!" was the last thing he heard before that channel went dead. He felt breakfast churning around inside but there was no time to spit it up. There were bright flashes from around the corner and movement could be seen through the busted-out windows of the tall building ahead. It was coming this way, sure as hell, and from the sound of it there was nothing on Earth that could stop it.

But then, that wasn't their job. That duty belonged to the soldiers perched up on the roof of the parking garage across the street. The four policemen on the lower roof were, to put it plainly, bait. Their purpose, although the Brass had not put it in so many words, was to draw the enemy's attention so that the army boys could pump rockets into it from behind. It was a lousy job, but someone had to do it, and frankly nobody had been able to come up with a better plan on such short notice.

The first thing that darted into view were people. News reporters, they looked like, the goddamned idiots. No sense to come in out of the rain, let alone stay the hell away from the thing that was chasing them, the thing which just then caught up to them. It was every little kid's B-movie nightmare, a hairy, fang-toothed wolfman, or manwolf, or whatever, but blown up fifteen times. A hundred feet tall or more, it looked as though it had somehow stepped right off of a giant drive-in screen showing a Saturday horror matinee. Just as suddenly as that it had shown up and started running wild through the streets, killing people left and right, smashing buildings down, moving so fast that there was no time for the population to react. The wolf caught them as they fled, and though Bradley hadn't seen any of it himself, he had heard as he raced to the scene that what it did to them was ungodly gruesome.

Now he got to see it firsthand. The people below were running for their lives, but compared to the furry monster on their tail they might just as well have been crawling. The wolf caught up to them with just two paces, and then took an awkwardly long stride to try to step on them. His foot came down but missed its mark.

The other one did not. Bradley and his crew watched, stunned, as the people squealed and covered their heads with their arms before they vanished abruptly beneath the giant paw. The beast barked thunderously and wagged his tail and gave his foot a vicious twist, making awful stuff squirt out from under his toes before he raised it up and took aim on his next victims. He stomped them flat, one and two at a time, as deliberately and as gleefully as a cruel kid wiping out a nest of ants.

Their command post was gone, probably flattened into the pavement themselves, but Bradley and his comrades did not need orders to open fire. "Aim for the motherfucker's eyes!" the man on Bradley's left said. Their rifles chattered and jerked in their arms as they poured lead into the massive wall of fur at the end of the block. Every bullet found its target -- how could they not? -- but spent themselves in an unimaginably thick layer of matted fur, which merely ruffled with their impacts as though the beast was standing out in the rain. It was appallingly clear that they were not hurting him in the slightest.

But they did get his attention.

Growling, the wolf tucked his ears down, showed his teeth, turned and stalked angrily toward the three little men. The roof upon which they stood sat atop a five-story building, but the wolf still towered over them by more than double their height. As he approached he brought his ears forward and his snarl turned into an unholy grin, an expression of pure sadistic delight. Their guns were still popping, still making raindrop-hits in the thick fur, and to his horror every time Bradley took aim at a blazing yellow eye he saw a flash of blue as some sort of membrane flicked down over the orb. It did not even slow the giant down.

What the fuck were the army boys waiting for? "Jesus Christ" Bradley shouted at the top of his lungs, "Get him while his back is turned, you assholes!"

As quick as the muzzle-flashes erupted on the roof of the garage the giant wolf spun about to face them. His attention had been on the tiny men on the house below. There was no way he could have seen the soldiers on the roof behind him. Holy Mary, could the brute have understood what Bradley said?

The soldiers opened up with every rocket they had, never figuring that something so enormous could be so nimble. Like the skinny kid in gym class the wolf was the King of Dodgeball. He leaped left, then right, his body arching to let a trail of flame race past him. Explosions erupted in the empty lots on either side of Bradley's building, and then one went off deep inside and made the whole building lurch as though it would fall apart. Or maybe that had just been the impacts of the giant's feet as he danced out of the way of the barrage.

Soon the launchers were empty, and the giant was not about to give the soldiers time to reload. They were right at his eye level, so all he had to do was lunge forward, and when he drew his head back there was a green-clad body clamped tightly between his teeth. With a playful growl he shook his head so violently that a helmet with a head still contained went sailing off in a grim home run into the distance; then he bolted the rest eagerly into his throat and swallowed. Gulp-gulp-gulp, and nothing was left.

A rocket shot wildly past his head and the wolf thrust a hand onto the roof. It appeared again a second later clutching a shrieking figure. The shrieking stopped when the wolf gave a powerful squeeze, then dropped the body and grabbed for another. Within a few ghastly seconds the soldiers were gone, torn to pieces between the monster's teeth and hands, or -- the poor bastards -- swallowed whole.

All the while Bradley and his crew were pouring bullets into the giant's back, even though it was a futile gesture. It seemed wrong not to try to do something while the monster was massacring the soldiers before their eyes. Call it training, call it heroics, or call it just plain stupidity, but all four of the policemen were still standing on the rooftop, their magazines spent, when the big wolf turned toward them.

The man on Bradley's left choked, "Oh God, oh God." At that moment, though, God was apparently busy elsewhere.

The wolf took a single step forward, crossing the street and gazing down at them. He had the look of a dog that had just dug himself up a warren of rabbits, mixed with the sneer of a playground bully, all rolled up in the form of a giant that could not be stopped and knew it.

That was not the worst of it. The giant had an erection. It was as big as a stretch limo, and from the height that the policemen stood on the rooftop it was pointing straight at them. Bradley got the idea that the wolf did not necessarily have it in mind to eat them.

The other men got the same idea at the same time, and all four of them wheeled and made a mad dash for the stairway door. The wolf was faster, though. Before they had run three steps an enormous hand swept over their heads and came down on the flimsy shack that covered the stairwell, crushing it like a tin can and blocking their escape. The crunch of metal was followed by thunderous, inhuman laughter from above. A bucketful of warm, slick drool fell from above and splattered messily on Bradley's shoulder.

At least, he hoped it was drool.

Heroes are usually the ones who stand and fight against impossible odds. They are also the ones who earn the title posthumously. Bradley was in no mood to be a hero that day. Casting about wildly, his eye fell on the rusted shell of a blower housing. There was an opening in one side, probably the hole through which scavengers had made off with the rooftop blower unit years ago, leaving the metal box behind. The rational part of his brain told Bradley that it would not be suitable cover, that he would only be trapped in there and allow the monster to catch him at its leisure.

The other part, the instinctive part, the scared rabbit part, shouted for a hiding place, and that is the part he listened to.

Bradley dove headlong into the square hole and wormed his way to the furthest corner where he cowered, shivering and panting and wide-eyed. Through the ancient grating he could see his three comrades racing about the roof with desperate shouts. Immense furry hands followed them, batting them around, catching them when they tried to leap off the side of the roof and knocking them back into play. It was a savage game that Bradley knew would only have one outcome for the losing side. With each passing moment the men's cries became more shrill, more frantic, less human.

At one point one of the men was caught by the leg between two big fingers. They lifted him ten feet or more off of the rooftop, shook him until there was an agonizing crack, and then dropped him. He landed with a meaty thud and howled, then started crawling away, dragging his limp leg behind him. The sky darkened as a powerful thigh swept forward into view, and then through the grating Bradley watched helplessly as the wolf crouched and buried the stricken man under a pair of testicles that must have weighed more than a ton apiece.

The other two men together made yet another wild dash toward the edge of the roof. They were easily caught, one in each hand, and lifted, flailing, high and out of sight. Bradley could not see what was happening to them, and for that he was grateful, but he could still hear it, no matter how hard he pressed his hands to his ears. The awful screams, and other sounds even more awful than those, went on for several long minutes. Bradley recoiled and squeezed his eyes shut, his hands pressing so tightly to his ears that it felt as though his skull would pop.

Then there was silence.

Bradley gasped, shocked by the abrupt lack of sound. Trembling, he crept forward and peered through the grating. The body of the officer that the monster had sat on lay immobile on the roof. There was no sign of the wolf anywhere.

He felt a flicker of hope, and that was quickly snuffed out when a massive hand, now streaked with red, swept down into view and plucked the limp figure off the roof and hauled it skyward. He heard the sickening sound of bones being chewed, and then almost screamed out loud when the monster's head suddenly dropped down into his sight. A baleful, beachball-sized eye studied the rooftop with an air of uncertainty. Nostrils flared and touched against the tarpaper and sucked in scents like a black hole.

He knows I'm here, Bradley thought despairingly. The son of a bitch can count. He knows he missed one. Indeed, the wolf was exploring the rooftop. Its muzzle dripped reddened saliva that splashed and formed puddles on the tarpaper. Clearly the beast knew he was there. It was hunting him. It was not satisfied with the entertainment it had squeezed out of Bradley's companions. It wanted more and knew where to find it.

Bradley's heart was pounding so loudly that he was afraid that the wolf would hear it. With his hands pressed to his chest in the desperate hope of silencing it he watched as the gory muzzle tracked to and fro, and then pressed against the remains of the doorway as if suspecting that the last rabbit had gone down the hole. The great head was near enough that he could touch it. Just inches away from the opening of his tin box was the wolf's ear, a big nacho-shaped slab of fur whose warmth he could feel radiating through the metal walls. So close. It was only a matter of seconds before the beast figured out where he was hiding, and then God only knew how long it would take for him to die.

Bradley's headset jerked him from his daydream. "Rogue Two, come in."

"Rogue Two," he said.

"Rogue Two, authorization is granted. I repeat, authorization is granted. We will move on your mark."

It's about freakin' time, he grumbled to himself. "Rogue Three, set?"

"Rogue Three ready, Rogue Two."

"Rogue Four?"

"Rogue Four ready."

Bradley glanced over and saw Rogue Three adjust the site on his scope, then from within his vest he drew a little tube of metal hung from a chain about his neck. "All units," he said commandingly into his microphone, "All units, Rogue One is on scene." He placed the tube to his lips and blew hard, his breath hissing from the other end. "Fire in the hole!"

For blocks around, all of the neighborhood dogs started barking excitedly. Down below the ground units scrambled away from the besieged building. The ground started shaking like a high school boy with his first hooker.

A mountain of fur and muscle burst into view. Sunlight glared off of long white teeth and off of the silver badge it wore on its collar. Hands the size of patrol cars gripped the roof below and peeled it back as easily as opening a coffee can. Frantic screams and brief gunshots echoed from within the house as those same hands cornered squirming bodies, surrounded them, hauled them over the wall and dumped them into the open roof of a police wagon with "Rogue Team" stenciled in bold letters on its side. Seconds later an ear-ringing bark signaled an end to the incident. Uniformed and armored men began to stream past a massive furry foot planted in the street and raced inside to gather the stunned and gaping hostages.

"Looks like he got'em all," Rogue Three muttered in a disappointed tone. "When do we get to have some fun?"

"If you feel like doing the paperwork, just tell me ahead of time," Bradley answered as he flicked his compatriot a good-natured finger from across the rooftops.

A shadow swept over him. Bradley looked up to see the colossal figure silhouetted against the sun as it loomed over him. He smiled as it hunkered down and leaned forward, and then laid its chin with a jarring thud on the roof beside him, leaving Bradley standing next to the beast's enormous ear. From two feet away he could feel the warmth of the fur that covered it.

Déjà vu, he thought with a lopsided grin. All freakin' over again.

Just as he had done four years earlier, he stretched his arms out and dug his fingers into the big wedge of fur, front and back. Just as he had done in that desperate and despairing moment when he had managed to both save his life and change the course of law enforcement history, he started to rake his hands up and down as fast and as hard as he could manage, while the owner of the ear groaned and huffed and wagged up a storm.

"Good boy," Bradley crooned. "Goooooood boy!"


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