JakebeSunRaven: *licks you and whirrumbles* And good to see you too!

BrangKangaroo: >nibbles an antler for a bit< Been putting the new sizes to good use yet?

JakebeSunRaven: *laugh* You bet. :D

BrangKangaroo: Potholes all over the world!

JakebeSunRaven: More like lakes. >:-)

BrangKangaroo: Well, ya gotta let them fill up first.

BrangKangaroo: Until then, they're canyons and craters. >grin<

JakebeSunRaven: Oh, they do, I suppose. Just not with water. ;-)

BrangKangaroo: >oohs and chuckles< Naughty roo.

JakebeSunRaven: *licks your cheek* But canyons are neat, too. :-)

BrangKangaroo: I suppose I'll have to pounce you into a metropolitan area for that.

JakebeSunRaven: *chuckle* Hrm, would we both fit?

BrangKangaroo: >slurps back, only slightly bigger than you. He looks over a mountain at the teeming city below.< Why don't we find out?

JakebeSunRaven: *hrrms, and looks back over the mountain, too* Good idea. :-)

BrangKangaroo: Ready? >KerPOUNCE!<

JakebeSunRaven: *acks and rolls down the other side of the mountain with you, his tail curling and caving down over the buildings first, smashing them into a fine dust before they're smothered by the rest of the whimsy's titanic bulk!*

BrangKangaroo: >grins amidst the rising debris cloud, hundreds of buildings, many of them once tall and proud, lay shattered and broken by one single pounce< Nope. We don't fit.

JakebeSunRaven: *laughs and sprawls out over several dozen blocks, his enormous paws looming over buildings just before kicking them over like so many cards* Wow, I guess we didn't. :-)

BrangKangaroo: >sits up on your stomach, most of his weight now on the craters his paws make. He scritches your chest and neck for a while, watching the city collapse in a matter of minutes< At least we'll have some fun with it.

JakebeSunRaven: *laughs as he taps his paw, watching the satisfying spiderweb network of cracks and fissures that go for blocks, subverting buildings until they crumble under all of the shifting ground...he hrrrrs and licks at your chest, scritching at your slightly larger frame* Oh, yes....I think we can definitely have a bit of fun with this!

BrangKangaroo: >thumps his tail over a dozen or so more blocks, easily shattering the skyscrapers to a thin powder in less than an instant. The sheer power is intoxicating indeed...<

JakebeSunRaven: *chuckles and rubs his paws over the sand-covered ground, the paw alone covering many, many blocks* Man, I wonder how big we are...

BrangKangaroo: >picks up a tiny building, comparing it to his thumbclaw before it disappears in a puff of debris< Big.

JakebeSunRaven: *chuckles and tickles you, suddenly shifting under you in the mega-roo crater*

BrangKangaroo: >scrunches his feet deep into the ruined city, causing more spiderwebs and damage, to keep his balance on ya.< He-ey. Couterattack! ;-) >tickles back, causing earthquakes estimated around Richter 32.

JakebeSunRaven: *acks and writhes, his paw slamming into the far suburbs of the city and creating a new canyon, the tremor breaking the instruments of earthquake centers miles away!* Hey, what do you think you're doing?

BrangKangaroo: >scriffle/tickles anywhere he can reach< I'm tickling a roo, that's what! >He laughs as you smash in several suburbs and demolish square miles of homes in one pawslam< Betcha can't do that again!

JakebeSunRaven: *laughs and pokes at you, his paws lifting up and looming over a few more miles of demolished city, quickly becoming one big crater of ruined buildings and dusted asphalt* Of course I can! You're just too wussy to do it for yourself!

BrangKangaroo: >grins< I most certainly can do it. Ya mean like this? >He reaches over and pawslams the half-ruined edges of the roo-crater city. In one shot, nothing is left standing, roughly the same area that took two shots for his playmate.< See? I just like watching you try it. It's cute. >lick<

JakebeSunRaven: *mrrrps and tickles you* It is not cute! *licks you back, and grins, grabbing a pawful (countless tons) of asphalt dust and throwing it at your chest* How'd you manage to do it in one shot like that?

BrangKangaroo: >smiles, brushing off the tons of debris like it was nothing< It's all in the wrist. Ya gotta flick it just right, and the shockwaves do all the rest. >He looks around, not a single structure more than six inches tall still stands, mostly because the entire valley floor has sunk by several thousand feet< I could show you somewhere where stuff is still standing.

JakebeSunRaven: *chuckles and looks around at the miles-long valley we've created, full of cracks, fissures and dents so deep the groundwater is beginning to leak into a few of them* But then, we'd make just as short work of that, too. Bet you couldn't get a whole city in one shot!

BrangKangaroo: >smirks< It'd be hard, but I'm up to the challenge. >He gets up, blowing away some clouds and stranded aircraft that no longer have a destination, and scans around for another city to try out on...<

JakebeSunRaven: *stands up as well, brushing all the city debris from his fur, and especially his back....quite a few clouds get blown away as well, his head directly knocking a plane from the sky so that it crashes somewhere on his tail...he, of course, doesn't notice*

BrangKangaroo: >hugs you again, helping dust off the countless skyscrapers, cars, roads, and people from you< Now, shall we check over this way? >hops once onto the mountain, making footprints into it like it was made of snow<

JakebeSunRaven: *chuckles and nods, hopping behind you before stopping just short of your tail...the mountain would be crowded quite a bit if we were both on it. He perks his ears at the direction you point, looking over the mountain a bit* Sure, why not?

BrangKangaroo: >looks along a highway, jammed with cars and honking up a racket audible from this far away< Seems they heard of us... but no city here. Might have to go a few more hops. >leaps down into the valley, paws shattering the highway for miles and miles in either direction from his landing point. Cars vanish into deep fissures or are flattened outright.<

JakebeSunRaven: *whirrs and grins broadly, nodding in approval at the sudden disappearance* Good one...watch this... *hops up high into the air, until his paws are displacing clouds and his antlers are reaching the upper limits of the atmosphere...and then he comes down, growing as he does so, until his paws SLAM violently into the ground, sinking hundreds of feet and making craters miles around all their own*

BrangKangaroo: >whews and has to check his own balance< Now that's a leap. I'd absolutely love to see that done on another city...>scritch< But only thing here was a highway. Shall we keep looking? :-)

JakebeSunRaven: *grins and licks your muzzle with a broad tongue* Yes...let's.

BrangKangaroo: >returns the affections, slurping your muzzle back< I think there's one over the next mountain range. Can you hear that? >lays down on the mountain and peers over the top<

JakebeSunRaven: *tries to make himself inconspicuous, but at this size it's impossible...already the city is showing a bit of wear from the tremors before* Hmm....that distant bit of milling, you mean? *he lays down next to you*

BrangKangaroo: >hugs ya again, scritching your side< I'm sure of it. Heh, seems our hopping has already done some damage from that distance. There's smoke rising everywhere... Shouldn't be too difficult to destroy in one pawswat now...

JakebeSunRaven: *whrrrumbles, sending snow cascading down the mountain* Oh? Well, that's no challenge. Maybe you should try destroying it without pawswatting at all. >:-)

BrangKangaroo: >grins< Now that's no trouble at all! I could jus megahop up, and down on the center. Nothing would survive.

JakebeSunRaven: *shakes his head and pokes you, rolling onto you* No hopping either!

BrangKangaroo: >mroofs a bit, scritching his 'passenger'< Well, what can I use? Tail? feet?

JakebeSunRaven: Oh, anything you like! :-)

BrangKangaroo: >grins< I could flood it all, I bet. >shifts his rump<

JakebeSunRaven: *grins and scritches your chest, laughing a bit* At this point, there isn't much you couldn't flood!

BrangKangaroo: >whrrumbles, sending boulders down the mountainside to smash in some of the outlying homes and businesses< I could certainly use a release...

JakebeSunRaven: *nods and hops on you a bit, sending his megatonnage down over the mountain* This size is intoxicating, no?

BrangKangaroo: >stretches out< More than that, I'd say. >begins to whirrumble even louder, the mountain fissuring and crumbling down into the valley< We'd better get going or we'll end up destroying it from here...

JakebeSunRaven: *chuckles and nods, standing up well beyond the mountain on the 'safe', already rooscaped side* More than that, eh?

BrangKangaroo: >begins rising up, towering well over the mountain now. He's certainly excited by now... He sits down on the mountain, massive paws almost as wide as the next valley... He lets them hover above the doomed city below...letting them all see his... endowments for what they are...< More, indeed... WHrrrrr...

JakebeSunRaven: *whirrrs and looks down at your immense paws, imagining what the sight must be like from down below...those survivors looking up to see gigantic paws filling the sky, and a towering, unbelievable endowment above that...he leans on your shoulders and rubs lightly, rumbling himself excitedly* I know exactly what you mean....I know I want more. :9

BrangKangaroo: >smiles and lowers his left paw ever so slowly onto the city below. He closes his eyes in pure pleasure as he feels each building press against his pads, then pop like insects... The excitement is only increased by the shoulder-rubs, and soon the giga-roo is nearing capacity...< Mrhrrrr.....

JakebeSunRaven: *rumbles and hugs you from behind, rubbing your chest and stomach with his broad paws as he watches the city disappear under your gigantic left paw, the sounds of the city drifting fairly up into the giga-roo's ears muffled by it...he rumbles as well, the mountain rapidly disintegrating from the sound of the two roos*

BrangKangaroo: >lowers his right paw with equal slowness, his left one now sinking heavily into the pavement and cracking apart the ground. The faint rumbling of collapsing buildings, and the thin air-raid siren is all that can be heard...and even that is muted by the strong whirrring of the two gigaroos. One of his forepaws is helping himself along to perfection, while the other is reaching back to scriffle his friend... The whole scene is oddly pleasant...<

JakebeSunRaven: *rumbles ever louder, the ground cracking apart from the sheer force of the two titan's voices, his paw wandering lower to 'help' your journey along, the other rubbing your chest a bit....he nibbles peaceably on your ear, watching more of the tiny city sink under your paw, deep, widening cracks appearing immediately under the left one as it lands, even gently*

BrangKangaroo: >finally lets the whole sense of power rush in, the mountain collapsing to mush, his left paw's weight fully on the city, scrunching up with his toes for extra might... the right one slams down with force, right as he climaxes! The seed arcs over the half-ruined skyline, battering downward with all the force of a meteor, the white stuff smothering the city for miles and miles...He tenses up as he releases, hugging you a bit powerfully, since he's in 'the zone'...but once he has completed his full release...nothing remains below except a sea of white, and two giant roopaws covering the rest...<

JakebeSunRaven: *grunts as you hug him tightly, the city completely ruined under your second paw right as you climax! He whistles lowly as he watches your fluids arc for miles, splashing down with all the force of an asteroid on the ruined valley...more immense spurts joining you very soon after! He pants breathlessly as he watches, wondering just how much area you've covered, almost entranced by the 'snow job'.

BrangKangaroo: >whrumbles mightily, observing his handiwork for a minute before turning to his fellow roo.< Now.. I told ya I could destroy a city that way, couldn't I?

JakebeSunRaven: *nods with a very happy whirrrumble* It's...an incredible sight, to be sure. :-)

BrangKangaroo: >licks you lightly< Want to find a city of your own? You look ready to burst too. >points at your own excitement<

JakebeSunRaven: *chuffles breathlessly, his own excitement reaching past his chest, nearly to his neck...while two pillows down to his knees hang, filled taut with all sorts of things* You bet I am...

JakebeSunRaven: *looks down at the ground quite a bit below* You know, I wonder how tall we are...there isn't too much around to measure us. *He leans against you a bit*

BrangKangaroo: >snugs you warmly, finally calming down from his city-flooding escapade< Why does it matter how tall we are? >licks you mildly< We are bigger than a city, and ready to finish off another one! Shall we find one for you?

JakebeSunRaven: *grins and licks you back, ruffling between your ears* Let's.

BrangKangaroo: >gets up, leaving a mountain smashed to conform to his butt and tail. The flooded out city cracks and crumbles even more now that his full weight is on it, and he can easily spot the next one from this height...< Alrighty, gigaroo. Over there!

JakebeSunRaven: *perks his ears, and nuzzles your nose as he hops over, as gingerly as possible to make sure the city's still intact when he gets there* I can't wait...my very own city to flood! *he whirrrs, little bits of the roo's excitement landing on the ground to flood the highway and valley below*

BrangKangaroo: >pads behind you, making sure that any highway ya don't flood with pre is smashed up underpaw well enough. He is also careful enough to avoid damaging the waiting city beyond, miles and miles of buildings all waiting to be destroyed...<

JakebeSunRaven: *shudders with each hop, watching the earth conform liquidly under his paws from the immeasurable weight...in no time, he's on the outskirts of the city, towering over it so greatly he fills the southern sky with you for the city's panicking inhabitants*

BrangKangaroo: >scriffles your neckruff as you survey your city< My, isn't it a big one. You can handle this, right? >nibbles an antler<

JakebeSunRaven: *chuckles and hrms, looking down at the sprawling metropolis below....his excitement drips as he leans back on his tail, instantly creating a new canyon as the ground crumbles like nothing, and the simple act of dripping washes away an entire suburb* I'm sure...I can, I'm a bit pent up.

BrangKangaroo: >smiles and begins nibbling your neckruff, hugging you and scriffling your chest. The whirrumbling does cause some houses to fall, and buildings are shaking all throughout the city... Complete chaos is already the rule, all because of two immensely huge kangaroos.. one of which is truly excited to see them...<

JakebeSunRaven: *grins brightly at the city below, watching the almost too-fine cracks weave its way into streets and blocks, the thin sounds of panic drifting up to him lazily...he lifts one gigantic paw, immeasurable in its size, and lets it loom over the city for a while, his shaft dripping more and more, wiping away buildings as if they were never there...his tail wraps around your leg, stroking the ankle a bit*

BrangKangaroo: >licks your muzzle a bit, trying to help you along, he whrrs a bit louder as your tail twines with his leg. He's certainly enjoying the view as much as you are, watching the tiny city with fascination. No matter where they run or hide... they cannot escape your power...<

JakebeSunRaven: *rumbles loudly, forgetting his care to keep the city in tact, watching the fissures and spiderwebs grow and multiply heatedly under the sonic assault...he's quickly approaching his climax, his toes curling as he brings it down on the east side of the city, which instantly disappears under giga-tons of roopaw. The west side seems to blow away like so much dust from the impact, the ground rippling visibly like water*

BrangKangaroo: >perfectly compliments the whirrumbling, hugging you a bit tighter as you liquify the East side of the city, watching the shockwaves roll across to level most of the remaining areas... Nothing can be more beautiful to watch than an immense roocrater formed by a single step....<

JakebeSunRaven: *rrrumbles and finally tenses, his tail squeeeezing your humongous leg as he shoots over the remaining valley, quickly submerging the dust of the city under a similar, growing lake of white that keeps thickening as the roo empties his excitement, knocking out clouds, planes and entire migratory colonies as his loads crumble distant mountains and roll back down, covering as far as the eye can see*

BrangKangaroo: >grins, feeling you tense up, right before releasing a similar plethora of white, to rival his own. It easily turns the valley into a lake, the suffocating weight smothering the entire city and suburbs, each immense burst causing insane amounts of destruction... all for pure ecstasy... No, seeing a roopaw smash a city isn't the most beautiful. It's seeing said roo flood away an entire city right afterwards....<

JakebeSunRaven: *keeps going even after everything is covered in white, the puddle thickening and growing to cover even his forepaws before he finally relents, a virtual ocean of seed spilling through the mountains lazily from the roo's exertions...he finally slumps against you, leaning to nibble and tickle* Whoa...intense.

BrangKangaroo: >chrrs and licks your muzzle< Intense doesn't begin to describe it... That was amazing. Never seen anything like it >scriffles your chest ruff and hugs ya<

JakebeSunRaven: *blushes a bit as he raises a paw, covered in sticky goop* It's been a while. :-)

BrangKangaroo: >helps you wash off< Heck of a way to wake up in the morning, though >antlernibble<

JakebeSunRaven: *chuckles and flicks his ears, his antlers tasting like Mord's brownies today* Heh, I'll say!

BrangKangaroo: >nibbles a bit more, recognizing the flavor<

BrangKangaroo: How big d'you suppose we got? twenty miles? Thirty?

JakebeSunRaven: Thirty miles...at the very least. :-)

BrangKangaroo: >tailwhumps some more landscaping< Sweeet.

BrangKangaroo: >rolls back on the previous valley and basks along a mountain range for a while, sunning off the euphoria<

JakebeSunRaven: *whirrs and flumps on top of you* Heya. :-)

BrangKangaroo: >whroofs< Hola y'self.

BrangKangaroo: >scriffles your back and chest for a while<

JakebeSunRaven: *chuckles and rubs his paws over your shoulder*

BrangKangaroo: >Tailwhumps apart a mountain into a canyon, then curls it around yours for a while<

JakebeSunRaven: *swishes his tail with yours to broaden the canyon a bit*